Usually, Valentine's day doesn't really excite us. Now that we have a podcast, we couldn't stop thinking about the interesting romantic pairings in the Harry Potter series. Some of them are adorable and athletic (Harry and Ginny), some are the cliched opposites that attracted (Hermione and Ron) and some are unexpected but perfect (Tonks and Lupin).

If you are a single Potterhead in search of a soulmate, sitting here and thinking about these couples is not going to help you. So we came up with a few pickup lines that you could use on your fellow Potterheads to get a date this Valentine's day (or get a strong talking to).