Okay, we'll come out and say it.
We think Valentine's Day is a hack.
But now that we have a podcast, we couldn't stop thinking about the interesting romantic pairings in the Harry Potter series. So we came up with a few pickup lines that you could use on your fellow Potterheads to get a date this Valentine's day (or get a strong talking to*).
Harry Potter and the rendezvous with a Basilisk
Harry Potter and the only sports metaphor we can make
Harry Potter and the line that'll offend Hermione
Harry Potter and the creepy codependency
This line might actually work.
*Try these at your own risk.